CHICAGO, Illinois– On Sunday, Mitchell Johnson, 52, was devastated when he had to attend a Chicago Cubs baseball game without the comfortable lens protection of his favorite Oakley ‘Radarlock’ sunglasses. After searching his home for approximately 15 minutes, Johnson was reported to yell “Maria, my sunglasses! You know I can’t watch Anthony Rizzo hit those monster salamis without my sunglasses!”

Pressured by the early start time of 2pm, Johnson had to begrudgingly leave his home, empty handed. Neighbors reported that this happens every couple of months and leaves Johnson in a sour mood after returning home from the game.