Have you ever heard the phrase, “ISIS has claimed responsibility for the attack,” and wondered who specifically is contacting news organizations on behalf of ISIS and claiming responsibility? Well, that person could be you!

ISIS is looking for a rising junior or senior in college to assist our PR team for the upcoming Summer of 2017. This position is perfect for anyone with a budding interest in Marketing, PR, or annihilating the West.

Interns would be responsible for:

• Claiming Responsibility for Attacks: This is a big one. Regardless of whether or not we were genuinely responsible for a horrific tragedy, we must actively claim credit for miscellaneous acts of terror all over  the world.
• Weekly Newsletter Dissemination: From “New Territories Captured in Syria” to “Wacky Sunglasses Wednesday”, every week there’s a gamut of hot new headlines and office gossip to cover.
• Administrative Responsibilities: We have a great Admin staff, but sometimes they need your help. We’ll be counting on you to help out with everything from tracking drones to  editing footage of beheadings.
• Having fun: We’re serious about our work, but when we’re not busy committing human rights abuses and war crimes, we like to have a good time. We’ll be looking for candidates who can work hard and stay loose  around the office.

If you’re a go-getter and a real straight shooter (both in the office and in combat), we’d love to hear from you.  Qualified candidates, please send the following to ISIS_Recruitment@gmail.com:

• Resume
• Anti-America pledge recorded on shaky camcorder (20 minutes or longer)
• A bio including why you’re interested and how you heard about us

*Applicants must be willing to stay indefinitely