After months of contentious negotiations, retired NBA superstar Kobe Bryant has purchased the rights to the Air Bud franchise from Universal Studios and announced plans to revamp the series with more personal plotlines. Bryant stated, “We all know Air Bud’s a star on the court, but what about off it? What happens when he comes to grips with the fact
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Portland, Maine Only three hours after breaking ground, local ten year-olds Justin and Dan have announced they will halt construction on their hole to China until further notice. The hole, which was originally conceived to, “Go all the way through the middle of the world to China!” was a heavily contested project, drowning in red tape since its inception just 7
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Two nights ago, 12-year-old John Milani felt a cool, tingling sensation on his neck as he played Tiny Wings on his phone while laying in bed. However, to the disappointment of Bernie, a ghost who has been attempting to haunt Milani in recent weeks, the young boy simply assumed a window had been left ajar and continued to play his
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