Category Archives: I’m a Stranger Here Myself

Local Detective Plays by the Rules

“Yeah uh… I guess I mostly just do whatever they tell me.” Justin Ramirez has an extensive Minor League Baseball card collection. He recently surpassed 100 LinkedIn connections. And perhaps most notably, Justin is a professional detective. This regular private eye has been keeping our streets safe and leaving no stone unturned since late 2013, when he got fired from

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Freshman Convinced He’ll Be This High Forever

The sun was just beginning to set as paramedics assisted Marcus Alvarez to an ambulance just outside Clara Dixon dormitory. The emergency; being too high. The Rochester freshman reportedly called 911 on himself after using marijuana for the first time. Though his roommates assured authorities he only took one “hit”, or one standard dose of marijuana, Alverez convinced himself that

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