Google Maps confirmed Steve Brenner was on the fastest route to the Tomkins Regional Bank when his belly-shaking laughter subsided to a light chuckle. Brenner assumed yet another round of laughter was soon to come, but instead the unthinkable happened. His light chuckle faded into a trying smile, and soon, the college housing landlord of 25 years, was solemn. For

After a 6000-year tenure reign, Lucifer announced he will relinquish his reigns as master of the Underworld. The long awaited announcement sent ripples through the Satanist community as Hell comes off a record quarter for growth. With Lucifer stepping down, major questions are left unanswered including: Who will create major natural disasters? Who will convince impressionable young men to sell

After months of contentious negotiations, retired NBA superstar Kobe Bryant has purchased the rights to the Air Bud franchise from Universal Studios and announced plans to revamp the series with more personal plotlines. Bryant stated, “We all know Air Bud’s a star on the court, but what about off it? What happens when he comes to grips with the fact

Two nights ago, 12-year-old John Milani felt a cool, tingling sensation on his neck as he played Tiny Wings on his phone while laying in bed.  However, to the disappointment of Bernie, a ghost who has been attempting to haunt Milani in recent weeks, the young boy simply assumed a window had been left ajar and continued to play his